It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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