How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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