why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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