two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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