chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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