If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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