whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
