the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
What drink are we having for lunch?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
