ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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