I murdered the dance floor call the cops
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm way too hungover for life right now
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
