And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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