ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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