How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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