Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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