More tranny stories later!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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