let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We left the knife in your bed.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
