were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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