no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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