I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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