Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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