i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I need a burrito and a hug.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
