from now on my penis is your penis
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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