guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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