at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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