These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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