so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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