they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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