I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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