Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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