She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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