Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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