I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I would fuck him just for his dog
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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