i don't plan on having that self control this summer
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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