currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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