Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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