That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Randomize
