Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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