What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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