I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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