This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
