ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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