At least make sure they are 18
Why
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
