Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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