so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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