I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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