We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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