He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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