Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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