I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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