it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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