I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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