Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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