He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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